Engrish.

Here are some photos of interesting English signs and advertising I saw around the city in my first week. Check out www.engrish.com if you want to see more (I have nothing to do with this website besides finding it hilarious and loving it for its political incorrectness). I know I shouldn't be laughing, particularly since I'm going to come up against this type of English a lot in the public schools, but it's just too easy.

"Yawn it is the carpet which carries time which becomes it is comfortable and sleep your room."

"Collagen."

"Meet the Heart. This ivent is connect yourr heart to lovers heart. We try to help your sensitive mind, please walk our street, you may catch the interesting experiment."